the-stoner-sage:

Demon ganja fox.
50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

coochiehunta:

nobody wants the girl they dont have to try for lmao

(Source: dbzpapi, via beyondhighh)

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deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

(via damnnlyssa)

160,514 notes

thisoneasshole:

lissoment:

be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick

Always.

(Source: q-ueenalicia, via 0xixxvmmxii)

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rosaparking:

thought that was a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream my bad
themecredit.