slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

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"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
leanslimfit:

sophisticatedsarcasm:

this is important

"No" is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. "No" is enough.

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
themecredit.