50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

coochiehunta:

nobody wants the girl they dont have to try for lmao

(Source: dbzpapi, via beyondhighh)

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deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

(via damnnlyssa)

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thisoneasshole:

lissoment:

be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick

Always.

(Source: q-ueenalicia, via 0xixxvmmxii)

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rosaparking:

thought that was a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream my bad

thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

R’J

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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