nickijuana:


I swear all the dealers around here been having different kinds of purps and they all taste so fruity :)
royal-high:

Sums it up
castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

image

(Source: onlinegf, via bluntsbitchesandbeyond)

183,953 notes

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

(via beyondhighh)

248,060 notes

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

(via beyondhighh)

179,904 notes
ryanvallejo:

ayy

religiousgay:

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

image

(via a-redemption-under-construction)

454,512 notes
themecredit.